I spent the evening (literally) watching Australia. Hugh Jackman....mmmmmm. Made me want to go back for another visit. How come that kid didn't grow up during the movie?

we had an earthquake....where was I?

We had a 4.6 earthquake this morning. I didn't feel it.

I stumbled across Gavin Newsom's gubernatorial website today.

Good luck with that. While I personally like Gavin, and would vote for him, I'm pretty sure he has the proverbial snowball's chance in hell of being elected governor of this state. He's way too far to the left for most.

Hot mess at 24 hr Gym - m4m - 35 (potrero hill)

Reply to: pers-rwkjt-1095163112@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-27, 2:47PM PDT

Maybe it was the deafening fart you made in the shower? Maybe it was the dingy underwear you put on when you were done showering? Maybe it was the odor of stale sweat that was emanating from your locker...the kind of odor that only comes from wearing the same set of gym clothes multiple times and storing them moist in a crumpled ball in your gym bag? But I've fallen for you HARD! ~sigh~ You're probably not even gay. Your girlfriend is one lucky woman.

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same shit....different day

Yesterday it was Pepsi. Today Fox TV is on American Family Association's shit list. All because of a recent episode of Family Guy. In this episode, Peter takes part in medical experiments for money. He is given an experimental injection of the "gay gene," which turns him gay.

The AFA will have none of that. They are totally offended and they're asking their blind and ignorant followers to flood the FCC with protests.

They even posted the most offensive parts of the show, and it's mostly hilarious.

If anything, gayz should be offended at the stereotypical gay antics. But honey, we have a sense of humor, unlike these evil, bigoted x-tian scum.

Oh, and by the way wicked x-tian scum, they weren't making fun of Jesus, as you claim. They were making fun of YOU!. Of course, you don't get that because you're all a bunch of stupid, ignorant morons.

my head is spinning......

OK, I admit it. I have a brother fantasy. Not my own brother, mind you. That would be gross. But, I do enjoy the thought of some hot brother on brother action. That will always be the first section I hit on nifty.org. I suppose it's the gay version of straight guys who get off on two hot lesbo sisters going at it.

Not that I've ever actually had the chance to enjoy such action. The closest I came was when a former FB of mine told me that his twin brother was also gay, and he was into big daddy bears just like him. Unfortunately, he told me this after he moved out of town. "You're telling me this NOW????" was all I could say.

So imagine how I felt when I found these two sets of twins on fratmen.tv. Dustin and Darren and Jesse and Joshua. My head was spinning. I broke out in a sweat and felt faint. The two hunky blonds are supposedly straight, and just doing this for the money, and because they like to show off....which makes it even more hot!!!!!

WOOOOOOF!

just when you think you've seen everything....

Unbelievable is all I can say. Last night, a bunch of ghetto trash marched in support of Lovelle Mixon, and against the Oakland Police Department. He's the guy who killed 4 Oakland officers last weekend during a routine traffic stop. He was subsequently killed during a gunfight with Oakland PD.

I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for this asshole. He's nothing more than garbage wrapped in skin. And that goes for his family too, who were in attendance. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. In normal families, if a family member goes bad apple and gets killed, you mourn in silence. You're ashamed of the situation. You don't march in support of the guy. They have no shame.

Mixon killed the officers because he didn't want to go back to prison. It's reported that he also recently raped a 12 year old girl. I'm sure he's in a place much worse than prison now.

I love Canada for many reasons: her kindness, her pleasant and friendly people, her natural beauty, and, of course, her record on marriage equality. I visited Canada many times. I lived along the border with Canada for several years. I got married in Canada.

Frankly, Canada is far more advanced as a society than we are.

But, this seal hunting thing has my blood boiling. Over 19,000 seals have been bludgeoned to death in the first phase of Canada's seal hunting season. And for what? These are not indigenous peoples hunting seal for sustenance. These are commercial seal hunters, looking for fur.

I can't believe such a gentle people would allow such a barbaric practice. Canada, THIS MUST STOP!

Vermont Governor Reveals Himself as SATAN!

Vermont repuglican governor Jim Douglas has announced that he will veto the marriage equality bill when it reaches his desk. The announcement was made despite the fact that the bill hasn't even completed its' journey through the legislature. He feels that Vermont's civil union laws give gayz enough rights.

Here's another hater they'll find going down on 10 guys in a rest area men's room someday. Mark my words.

YAY FOR PEPSI!!!!!!

Pepsi is on the American Family Association's shit list because they are a sponsor for PFLAG.

I don't normally drink soft drinks, but I'm inclined to go buy a few cases of Pepsi and donate it to charity.

American Family Association is nothing but a bunch of right wing nutjobs. They are un-American. They are hateful, deceitful people.

And I love the way they whine about being persecuted when they are, in fact, the biggest persecutors around.

Nothing but a bunch of x-tian scum.

Now, do you want to know how I really feel?

how come this never works for me?

A former CHP officer is in deep shit after accepting sexual favors in return for fixing a ticket. The San Diego DA's office charged Abram Carabajal with perjury, conspiracy to obstruct justice, and accepting a bribe.

Carabajal allegedly lied when he stated he did not receive a summons to come to court to discuss the ticket, which led the court to dismiss the ticket. Carabajal and the female driver allegedly had sex in a hotel room after the case was dismissed.

Both face charges and jail time over this.

Seems like a lot of trouble to go through to get a ticket dismissed on her part. And seems like a lot of trouble to go through for some nookie on his part. I hope she was hot.

from SF Chronicle

too cute....

woman steals identity....gets new knockers.....

Police in Huntington Beach say Yvonne Pampellone opened a line of credit in someone else's name, then used same to pay for breast implants and liposuction, before skipping town. The implants/liposuction cost about $12,000. Employees at the Pacific Center for Plastic Surgery say she never returned for follow up visits. Pampellone faces charges of commercial burglary, grand theft, and identity theft when they find her.

I wish I could come up with something witty to say at this moment, but since it involves breasts, my mind has drawn a blank.

from SF Chronicle

living in scary times......

We're living in scary times. I try to be optimistic that things will turn around. President Obama's financial people keep saying they expect things to start turning around by the end of this year. But it's still troubling. We're all doing a lot more work with fewer resources. Those of us who are fortunate to have a job, that is. My company just announced company-wide pay cuts, so my paycheck will be a lot lighter.

The one thing I keep hearing over and over again is "well at least we still have a job." And, while I'm grateful that I still have a job in these trying times, I can't help wonder if the slaves building the pyramids didn't say the same thing.

Vermont one step closer to gay marriage.....

The Vermont Senate voted 26-4 yesterday to approve a bill that would replace civil unions with marriage for gays and lesbians. The bill now goes to the House, which is also expected to approve it. The governor is not in favor of marriage equality, but has not stated publicly if he would veto the bill or not.

Hey haters....give it up. Marriage Equality is coming.....whether you like it or not!

from edge new england

Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time......

Tsutomu Yamaguchi was on a business trip to Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. That's the day the American B-29 Enola Gay dropped the first atomic bomb on that city. Yamaguchi suffered burns on the upper part of his body. He left Hiroshima the next day to return to his home in Nagasaki, just in time for the atomic bomb dropped on that city three days later. Yamaguchi is now 93 years old, and he is the only known survivor of both atomic bomb attacks on Japan.

BREAKING NEWS!

It must be a slow news day when a story like this makes headlines ---

A 15 year old eighth grader in Lakeland, Florida has been suspended from the bus for three days for passing gas. The bus driver wrote on his suspension form that his farting created such a stench that it made it hard for others to breathe.

I guess they don't have windows on buses in Florida.

Also, isn't 15 kind of old to be an eighth grader? Or is that normal in Florida?

from SF Chronicle

The Internets are abuzz about Aaron Schock, the newly-elected repuglican representative from Illinois' 18th district, after TMZ posted this picture of the 27 year old Congressman, taken in 2007.

I must admit, the guy's a hottie. And repuglican hotties are hard to find. He's also very gay. You can tell just by watching the speech he made at the repuglican convention last year.

Honey, for a special occasion like that, you should have been wearing heels.

So the question is, does he play in Peoria? According to the Internets scuttlebutt from former "friends" and "roomates," the answer is yes.

from wickedgayblog

OK, here's one of those cute little games one finds on the Internets. All the answers must begin with the first letter of your first name, and you can't use the same answer twice.

1. What is your name: Fred

2. A four Letter Word: Fire

3. A boy's Name: Frank

4. A girl's Name: Felicity

5. An occupation: Financial Planner

6. A color: Fuchsia

7. Something you wear: Falsies

8. A food: Frankfurter

9. Something found in the bathroom: Farts

10. A place: Fort Wayne

11. A reason for being late: Fail to wake up on time

12. Something you shout: FUCK!

13. A movie title: Fiddler On The Roof

14. Something you drink: Frozen Daiquiri

15. A musical group: Fugees

16. An animal: Ferret

I made the mistake of watching Alexandra Pelosi's documentary, Right America: Feeling Wronged, on HBO this morning. It only took about thirty seconds into the damned thing before I was throwing my shoe at the tv.

If you haven't seen it, Pelosi followed around the McCain campaign, and interviewed McCain supporters, during the 2008 campaign.

This documentary will show, in less than an hour, how hateful and ignorant most repuglicans are.

Every person interviewed stated that Obama, if elected, would destroy the United States. Although none of them seem to realize that the Bushies did a pretty good job of that the last eight years.

In typical right-wing fashion, not one of those being interviewed had an independent thought. They just reached through the door into their empty brain and pulled out whatever card Rush Limbaugh deposited there for the occasion.

There were plenty of rants about Obama being a Muslim. Several people swore that, if elected, Obama would take the oath of office on the Koran. How did that work out for you, you stupid fucking idiots??

My favorite, however, was this chubby little 19 or 20 year old. A guy who clearly was gay, and will be hanging out at chub events one day. Here's how it went:

chub boy: Obama's a socialist

AP: Define a socialist

chub boy: I can look it up for you on my I-phone

AP: No, tell me what YOU think a socialist is.

chub boy: Well, um, socialism is between communism and that other thing, but I can't remember the name of it.

It's called CAPITALISM you STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!!!! I'm not making this shit up. And he's a voter.

Nothing I've seen recently reinforces as much the founding fathers' distrust for the "common man," and why the founders made it so difficult for the "common man" to have any say in the governance of this country. I have no doubt we would be better off if we still ran the country the way the founders set it up.

note to self.....

When you hang out with a friend who's house sitting for the weekend....make sure he has the correct code for the burglar alarm.

my mystery of the week.....

So in the past week, three women I know have announced they are pregnant. This was a big mystery to me. Women don't usually get pregnant in San Francisco. After all, the odds are against them. So to hear of three pregnant San Francisco women in the same week was a little mind boggling. After a thorough investigation, I discovered that one of the three is married, and got pregnant the old-fashioned way. The other two were -- you guessed it --- impregnated artificially. Mystery solved.

Yummy.......

Where did you get those muscles Shia?

from wickedgayblog

this is why I could never be a coach.......

I could never, never, be a coach. First of all, I don't like sports. Secondly, the temptations would be too much for me. I don't think I could handle being around all those hot, naked guys in the steamy locker room. I know my limitations.

Jon Valdez WAS a gymnastics coach at the University of Illinois. He was until they found out he had a hidden camera in the locker room taking pics of all those hot naked young college guys.

Valdez pleaded guilty, and was sentenced to 24 months of probation. And, obviously, his coaching career is over.

I can certainly understand the attraction, but I wouldn't have used a hidden camera. If I had been in that situation, I would have been sitting in the locker room, with my drooling tongue hanging out, watching those gorgeous guys, all of whom are gay anyway. I guess I'm old school.

from tabloidprodigy.com

The end of the white trash fairy tale......

I fucking knew it! I would have bet every dime I had that Bristol Palin's white trash wedding to Levi Johnston would NOT happen.

Johnston told AP today that he and Palin decided to call things off "a while ago." He declined to elaborate.

Miss White Trash Alaska, meanwhile, told AP she is "devastated."

She may be devastated, but I bet ol' Levi is fucking relieved he dodged that bullet. Imagine being stuck with THAT family for the rest of your life????? YUCK.

American I-drool

I know I'm in the minority, but I absolutely loathe American Idol. But, if this is the kind of eye candy they're offering, I'll be glued to my tv every week. WOOOOOOF!

OH Honey NO! That Dress! That Hair!

If you're going to share the cover of your magazine with the fabulously stylish Michelle Obama, please God, have a makeover. That look just brings out the frumpy in you.

from sozosblog.com

Well this has been a very disappointing day. The California Supreme Court heard the Prop 8 case, and it is painfully obvious that they are most likely going to rule that Prop 8 is valid. The questions asked by the justices make it pretty clear they believe the voters have the right to take away the rights of gays and lesbians. The only good news of the day: it's pretty clear the justices will allow those 18,000 same-sex marriages performed last year to remain valid. Looks like the gay and lesbian community is about to get yet another butt-fucking, and not the good kind.

Yes Boss. Whatever You Say Boss....

Clearly THE MAN has jerked Michael Steele's chain. Just a few days after the GOP chairman truthfully described Rush Limbaugh as nothing more than an "entertainer" with an "incendiary" talk show, he has now apologized, and acknowledged the fat fuck is a "national conservative leader."

The problem is, Steele was right. All he was doing was dismissing the thought that Limbaugh was any kind of leader in the GOP. And Limbaugh IS nothing more than a big blowhard with a national audience. He IS NOT a "conservative leader."

Sounds like the repugs are shifting even further to the right. Good for them. That move will keep help ensure that the GOP will fall further and further into irrelevance.

I know most of you are dog lovers and will help. Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him. Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded. She then noticed the back door was open. She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned. Thanks for your help.