Monday, March 23, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!

It must be a slow news day when a story like this makes headlines ---

A 15 year old eighth grader in Lakeland, Florida has been suspended from the bus for three days for passing gas. The bus driver wrote on his suspension form that his farting created such a stench that it made it hard for others to breathe.

I guess they don't have windows on buses in Florida.

Also, isn't 15 kind of old to be an eighth grader? Or is that normal in Florida?

from SF Chronicle

1 comments:

papabear67218 said...

You forget that southerners don't advance as does the rest of the country. Stereotypical, but how else do you explain a 15 year old in the 8th grade. I guess farting on a school bus is fun times. I never had to ride the bus. I thought that uncontrollable farts were more for the elderly.