Tuesday, February 3, 2009

WTF?????


A 23 year old man was stopped by Australian customs in Melbourne after disembarking from a flight from Dubai. I suppose they thought they would find a couple of bricks of heroin or something. Instead, they found a live pigeon strapped to each leg.

OK, there are two issues here:

Number 1. What the fuck are you trying to smuggle pigeons into Australia for? They have plenty.

Number 2. What the fuck are you going to do about that leg hair Mister???? Hey, I'm all for nice hairy legs on a hot 20-something year old guy. But, come on! Those legs need some Nair.

3 comments:

papabear67218 said...

Perhaps they are Carrier Pigeons and he wants to write a few letters home while visiting Australia.
As for the hairy legs, I like a lot of hair no matter what age.

San Francisco Husky Bear said...

I just wonder what the charge would be? Smuggling pigeons?

papabear67218 said...

Probably a heath issue i.e., Avian Flu.
Don't know what the Aussies might trump up. I'd like to know his purpose. Haven't been able to find that out. It did finally make CNN today. They only commented about his hairy legs and tights.