Thursday, February 5, 2009

When I was a kid I loved loved loved Sugar Pops. It was Sugar Pops back then. Not Corn Pops. The "corn" was added later to give the appearance of being more healthful.

As I entered my college years, I discovered that Sugar Pops are not only delicious, they are perfect for taking the edge off the munchies after sparking a doob.

Sugar Pops and I have a long and loving history, so imagine my disappointment when I read today that Kellogg's is dropping Michael Phelps because of that stupid reefer incident in South Carolina. They said Michael didn't fit the Kellogg's image.

Are they crazy???? Half its' customer base is a bunch of stoners. They'll eat cereal, day or night, milk or no milk. Hell, I've seen some stoners put beer in their cereal.

I'm very disappointed in the stupidity of Kellogg's. Of course, I should expect nothing less from a company whose founder believed in daily yogurt enemas and thought masturbation drained one of precious bodily fluids.

2 comments:

papabear67218 said...

I happened to read Joe My God before I went to your blog. That's where I discovered the Kellogg action. So I went to Kellogg's web site and left a little note that I would be banning Kellogg's from my household. There are plenty of other cereal's to satisfy our musnchies. Who do they think they are? But like you said they come from a long line of idiots when it comes to health.

sammy.the.k said...

seth from SNL talked about this on saturday