The last couple of days I've been engaged in some heated debate on the SF Chronicle website regarding Prop 8.

Oh, Lord. I am so sick of being lectured on what is "natural" and what is not, by cretins whom evolution should have taken out long ago.

Let's talk about what's "natural."

Nature intended men to be horndogs, and screw anything they can get their hands on. One man/one woman is not natural.

Nature intended humans to have babies at 14 and die at 30. Long life is not natural.

Nature never intended that 6 billion people would populate this planet.

Nature evolved diseases like smallpox and tuberculosis to take us out. Medicinal cures and vaccines are not natural.

Nature never intended us to travel on the sea or in the air, and certainly not into space.

Nature intended us to hunt for our food, not pick it up at McDonald's or the grocery store.

Nature never intended that North America would be populated by Europeans, Africans, and Asians. As far as nature is concerned, the only people who should be living here are the native peoples.

Nature never intended us to wipe out half the species on the planet, and pollute the environment so bad that we may all be in danger of extinction some day.

Come to think about it, there's not anything about our modern world that is natural. So I wish all you folks would just SHUT THE FUCK UP!