Dan: Dude I got a DUI!
Freddybear: Oh my God! What happened?
Dan: CHP pulled me over doing 85 in a 60 zone.
Freddybear: That'll do it.
Dan: He smelled alcohol.
Freddybear: Through the reefer smoke?
Dan: Yeah he was pretty cool about that. He asked how long it had been since I toked. I told him twelve hours.
Freddybear: Twelve hours in dog years maybe.
Dan: He found my stash and just put it back in the glove box.
Freddybear: God I love California!
Snarky opinions and lustful thoughts of an unashamedly liberal, gay, Bay Area Daddy Bear. If my commentary unwittingly offends, tough shit.
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