Friday, January 30, 2009

To the smokin' hot young CHP officer who pulled up next to me at P and 80 last night in Sacramento.......

At first I thought you were just being nice by telling me the plastic splash guard thing was hanging down under my car. But as I pulled away I wondered. Were you really just being nice? Or was that cute smile indicative of something else? You couldn't help notice my HRC sticker and my "Fight the H8" sticker on my back window.

OK, I can't help it. I have to say it. Was that a gun in your pocket? Or were you just happy to see me?

3 comments:

papabear67218 said...

And the chance to fulfill every gay mans fantasy. According to friends, we have several very closeted Kansas Highway Patrol Troopers, but haven't had one make a pass at me. Perhaps they]re not into bears.

January 30, 2009 12:19 PM
sammy.the.k said...

There's lotsa bear cops into chasers though. Trust me, there are tons of gay cops.

February 2, 2009 7:48 AM
San Francisco Husky Bear said...

Yeah I know. I know two gay cops. One's LAPD and the other won't tell me. They're both so far in the closet it's not funny. But fucking hot.

February 2, 2009 12:59 PM

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