I was at the Lone Star last night, and I saw this poster promoting a weekend event up in Guerneville.

My initial reaction was "Oh what a pretty rose." And May is a great time in Guerneville, so I thought I would check it out.

Then I saw the url for the sponsors. And upon closer inspection I realized there was a fist holding the rose. And upon further reflection I realized the rosebud symbolizes, well, rosebud!

I won't be spending that weekend anywhere near Guerneville, thank you.

But, if you want a giggle, go to the website. I loved the part about the "hotel requests that guests refrain from using Crisco in their rooms."