White Trash Tales

Bristol Palin's trashy future mother-in-law was arrested by the Alaska state troopers Thursday on narcotics charges. The troopers served a search warrant at Sherry Johnston's home at the conclusion of an undercover narcotics investigation. She was charged with six felony counts involving a controlled substance.

Now that the election's over, I have to wonder what the fuck that whole Sarah Palin thing was about. What was John McCain thinking when he brought that white trash circus freak show into his campaign? I haven't seen anything that trashy since Billy Carter.

By the way, the knocked up Bristol Palin is due this weekend. I wonder why she and Levi haven't tied the knot yet? Isn't that what a traditional family is supposed to do? Get married before the baby arrives? Maybe ol' Levi (or Bristol) is having a change of heart.