I think I need to plan my next vacation in Provo, Utah. Why you ask? I was kind of bored, and was cruising Craigslist M4M ads. I went to the Provo page and did a search on "BYU." Imagine how surprised I was to see a shitload of hot BYU boys looking for hot action. BTW, if you do a similar search on "RM" (Returning Missionary), you will find a similar number of ads. Since the Mormons are so interested in getting involved in our lives, I decided it would be only fair to shine a little light on Mormon man/man action. Here are some excerpts. And, by the way, if you're a BYU parent, one of these posts could be from your kid.

**I saw you in the RB showers today at 11:45am and you looked hot. We smiled at each other a few times. I had blue shorts on--well part of the time...

**recently returned home from my mission and am looking to find either an older lds married man with a son on a mission that will let me take his place at home, plus sex...

**hey im a byu student, and I am hoping to find a friend, who wouldn't mind messing around on occasion. preferably going to byu...

**One of us knows what it is like to attend BYU with...(and you know what I am talking about)...

**I will be in the RB Student sauna tomorrow sometime after eleven. I will be in the showers right before that. I would love to meet someone who would like to play with me after that...

**Hi. I recently came out of closet and am looking for a long-term relationship...

Hey Guys. I'm looking for whatever. Just wanting to fool around. Not really too picky. You can be married, straight, bi, whatever. I'm a BYU student, RM, 6'1, 170...

**I am an LDS, RM, BYU boy...struggling with have curiousity about guys. I am sick of denying it, I know that I am attracted to guys. I have fooled around a few times but I want someone who is in the same situation....

**Tall lean athletic grad student, very cleancut and safe, seeking in-shape athletic man to hang out with...

**I'm 6'1, 180, white, brown hair and eyes, masculine and very discreet. Looking for other cool, athletic guys around town...

**Our eyes and smiles met twice in less than ten seconds. I was walking by in a hoodie and jeans, you were sitting at a table in front of Legend's Grill on BYU campus--all around 3:00. You were so cute and I'd do just about anything to meet you! Oh, my goodness...

**I want a masculine, good looking, in shape guy to fool around with on a regular basis...

**hey guys! I am a guy at BYU looking for a guy Preferably a byu boy like myself I can be my gay self with ...

** I love cuddling, makingout, *** and more if we have chemistry. I am a BYU boy, so I expect discretion. And I will give you the same. Hit me up boys!!

**Super discrete, masculine lds guy on campus looking for anyone who wants to chill and is similar to me...

**Looking for another college student who's up for a makeout buddy. I'm open to let things progress if it feels right. I'm pretty much straight, but making out with guys is amazing! I'm ok with a one time thing too. I'm 23, 6', 160 lbs, kind of skinny, some body hair, masculine, and lds rm so TOTALLY discreet...

**I play football for BYU, I'm very masculine and descreet 6'1, 190 (muscle dude) white, blue, 7'5 c. Looking for someone to spend some good time with, someone between 21-30, muscle guy atractive like myself...

**I have been married for a short time now and going to BYU. I had an experience on my mission and I am looking for that mans touch again.I work out at Golds Gym in Orem, we could meet there, I can host when my wife is at work or I can go to your place when I'm not in class...

**to go to a school, at our ages, where we live in fear for our futures about being 'outed' to a authoritarian, Hitler juggen like, police force, whose only mission is to enforce an 'honor code' that is observed in the breach. Looking at these boards there must be hundreds of queers on campus, all looking for c**k and terrified the administration will find out...

**since everyone is at the devotional lets meet and have some fun in the SFH? Email me if interested in meeting in the Locker room...

**I love making out. And making out usually leads to more which is totally hot. Guys seems to know how to makeout way better than any girls. I would love a straight acting, masculine, good looking buddy to have fun with...but on a regular basis. None of these cum and go stuff. I am a student, 100% discreet, 100% in the closet, LDS and an RM...

**Looking for some hot action! Anywhere! I am 25, m, horny, uncut....

**I am looking to meet someone on BYU campus. We can meet anywhere you just tell me where and lets make it happen. I am totally game for whatever. I just really want to have some serious fun...

**I've been with guys a few times over the last year, but am still pretty new to this. I'm done with the one night stand crap. I want to make friends who are in a similar situation, maybe even room mates. Physical stuff is awesome, but it's so much better if you actually know or care about the person you're with. Basically I'm just looking to hang out and get to know each other and see where it goes from there. I'd like someone I can hang out with without anyone suspecting anything. I have to be totally discreet. Me: I'm 24, lds rm, 6'0", 155 lbs, brown hair and eyes, white skin...

**BYU Smithfield House. Anyone going to be there tonight working out and would like to shower and then head back to my place for some fun. Please send your pics and stats and what time you will be there. Lets do this as I need some fun tonight...

**I am new at this but want to try being with a guy, i am very good looking and looking for the same 6ft 180 athletic in shape and cute, hit me up for a pic...

**Looking to fool around with some other guy/guys and maybe make it a regular thing. Haven't done much in the past but want to try. 20, 140, tall, slim, and smooth. Looking for the same...

**i'll be in provo and BYU campus studying. If anyone's up for any kind of action, let me know...

**So I'm a half Asian, half American guy. I'm from Cali here going to school at BYU. I'm looking to mess around sometime this weekend. You need to have a place to go, cuz I live with a family and can't have guests...

**We made eye contact today in the parking lot, I thought you were gorgeous. Let me know if you swing this way or are curious...

**Hey guys. I am making a bunch of videos for xtube again and thought I should try craigslist again. Last time I did this I had overwhelming responses. We made some cool vids with some BYU studs...

**you work at the byu bookstore. At least on tuesday afternoon. You were there when i bought a nintendo wii. Youre extremelly cute...

**RM for first time play. Hey guys! I'm looking for someone fun, but not too crazy to have a little playtime with. I'm no adonis, but I'd say I'm pretty attractive. 5'10, brown hair, blue eyes, 195...

**I am so horny right now! I am up for just about anything! I'm 6'2, 170, BYU student, RM, Blonde. Let me know if you're interested. Be sure to send a pic and you'll get mine!

**Hey guys. I'm a 26-year-old RM living currently in New York state, from Orem originally, but for the longest time I've tried pretending that I'm attracted to women. I've tried to go on dates and have had many girlfriends. But I really get turned on by seeing guys with their shirts off, thinking about guys jerking off, etc. Am I alone? I just want to maybe communicate by email with other like-minded RM/LDS/BYU guys who feel the same way...

**25 year old in shape college guy here looking to s**k some d**k. Looking to other college age guys that are goodlooking and want to have some fun...

**every time I shower in the SFH, I see hot guys and they are always checking me out. One of them has got to be into guys like I am. Is it you?

**hey if you are in anatomy and want to have a little fun after open lab tonight. be in the lab at 6:30 and sit at the computer in room 340 furthest to the right. i will meet you there. i am 21 slim fit and in great shape!!

**Hey BYU guys, Just wondering when the hot guys all shower together either in the RB or the SFH. I'm not wanting to really do anything in the showers or locker room, but showering with a group of hot guys would be awesome!

**hey guys! I am a student at BYU and am curious about guys. I love to exchange sexy pics! I am 21 yrs old fit and slim and athletic. if you want some sexy pics hit me up!!

**Hey dudes, I did my time at BYU. Had some truly awesome experiences--many hot dudes around. I am back in town visiting family...

**I am a horny 21 year old student, well proportionate body, Discreet, very young looking, cute inexperienced boys go to the front ++ Be drama and disease free and reply with your stats and a clear face pic..NO FACE PIC = NO REPLY!. Looking to do this soon You have to travel to me or live close to BYU for me to travel ...

**are there any other guys in the dorms or nearby who would like to hang out and see what happens? 5'10 150 pounds, blonde hair blue eyes, typical utah boy here...

**whats up guys? i'm married, rm looking for the same. im just looking for someone else in the same situation to talk to right now. please write me if you are in the same boat, thanks.

**I'm looking for a guy similar to myself. I want to meet someone who I can hang out with like a regular friend, someone I can bring over to the apartment without having to worry what the roommates might think....

**Im looking for someone to love and feel love with. I love myself and I like running, swimming. Im latino, masculine without mustache and very clean. 5"8 average body. 180lbs. I believe sex is an attitude as consequence of love...

**really horny today and want to s**k some d**k and maybe swallow your sweet c*m. your car or somewhere around here. hit me up with stats. i have a pic. Im in to whites better blond...

**BYU college guy looking for other college guys to talk and hang out with...

**What's up guys? I have really been wanting to experiment with a guy...

**I am lookin' for any action tonight. Anything from just cuddling and watching a movie, to oral. Just let me know. I'm 23, BYU, RM, blond/hazel...

**Im an RM, LDS, BYU student, but really want to find some good guys to get to know and spend time with...

**Hey, we met at the park last night around 12:45. I tried your e-mail, but it didn't work. Would really like to talk...

**I live at BYU approved housing with roomies but am really curious to mess around with a guy...

**Want to spend some time hanging out, watching a movie, cuddling, maybe more if things are good. I'm 5'10 and 150 lbs. and at BYU...

**BYU RM. What I'd really like to do is fall asleep in each other's arms and wake up next to each other in the morning. If it ends up going further than just cuddling... then that's great. I just don't want to meet a guy that is only looking for that. I'm 24 years old, 5 foot 10 inches, 145 lbs and in shape. I'm discreet and masculine.

**Hot discreet college guy. 5'11 175 if you are good looking then hit me up and we can exchange pics...

**Im an RM, LDS, BYU student, but really want to find some good guys to get to know and spend time with. Im not into the "scene" or random hook ups. GL to most 5'9" 165 Lets talk if this seems like something interesting. Your pic gets mine. Hope to hear from you. college age to 30, thx.

**Married, LDS, bi curious guy just looking to j**k off with anybody, RM, married, LDS guys are welcome. Gs are totally a turn on. Please be discrete and clean. Your pic gets mine.

**Discreet BYU stud looking to meet other hot, young, inshape guys around here. Simple as that.