This unpleasant birthday surprise reminded me of the time when I was like 16. It was a Sunday morning, and my birthday. My mom called and woke me up and told me to come over to the Bonanza Restaurant for lunch. She knew I hated the Bonanza Restaurant, so I passed and went back to bed. Being 16, I decided to jack off, and I instantly fell asleep after I shot my load all over my belly and chest.
Well, little did I know, that my mom was planning a surprise birthday party for me at Cattleman's Steak House, one of my favorite restaurants. The Bonanza thing was a ruse. I was supposed to drive over there and everyone would be waiting for me across the street at Cattleman's.
Since they couldn't get me to come out, everyone decided to come drag me out of bed. Imagine my surprise when I woke up with a start as everyone burst into my room singing "Happy Birthday" while I was lying in bed covered in my freshly delivered load.
Well, little did I know, that my mom was planning a surprise birthday party for me at Cattleman's Steak House, one of my favorite restaurants. The Bonanza thing was a ruse. I was supposed to drive over there and everyone would be waiting for me across the street at Cattleman's.
Since they couldn't get me to come out, everyone decided to come drag me out of bed. Imagine my surprise when I woke up with a start as everyone burst into my room singing "Happy Birthday" while I was lying in bed covered in my freshly delivered load.
2 comments:
WOW! lol Yup, you two were pretty much in the same boat. :-D
Wow, that video was disturbing... Randy Quaid speaking french. My mind just exploded.
I think I would have died if everyone surprised me like that!
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