About a year ago, I made an observation that it seemed every guy named Chris must be gay. I induced that idea after adding yet another gay guy named Chris to my Blackberry address book. The name Chris is the most common name in my address book, and every one of them is gay. I mentioned the line from "Steel Magnolias" that all gay men have track lighting, and all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve. And I suggested we add Chris to the list.
Today a guy named Chris posted a comment. He said he did a search for track lighting and my blog came up, and that he was sorry to tell me that all guys named Chris are not gay.
Thanks for the comment Chris. Glad you cleared that up. But, let's see. You're a guy named Chris, and you're searching for track lighting.
I rest my case LOL.
Snarky opinions and lustful thoughts of an unashamedly liberal, gay, Bay Area Daddy Bear. If my commentary unwittingly offends, tough shit.
4 comments:
Hmm...I think you're basing your idea on an assumption that every guy called Chris and has an interest in track lighting...is gay. But that isn't the case.
That said, if you were looking for further evidence, the fact that this person called Chris has now posted twice on a blog that "is doing my part to spread San Francisco values..." is probably not doing him (that is, me!) any favours. So I should probably stop about now.
Cheerio! :)
Ha Ha You're funny. And you keep digging that hole a little deeper. If you ever change your mind about the gay thing, let me know. I'll send you the recruitment papers.
So, I can officially blame my parents for making me gay? "You named me, lady! It's your damn fault!" Oh, what a load off my mind.
(heh... I said "load.")
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