Monday, February 11, 2008

Oh Yeah! I Want Some Of That!


It always amazes me when I run across a profile online that, by its very nature, should have guys running. Every now and then I'll come across one that I feel I must comment on.

For instance, here's one from a 61 year old guy in Arizona:

"Am primarily looking for someone to suck my cock with PROBABLY nothing from me in return. Also have recently enjoyed receiving a lot of anal attention and crave that now--especially rimming and fingering. Am very hesitant about doing anything at all to the other guy, but would probably at least jack you off. Can't guarantee more but would certainly, seriously consider it (though won't do anal to you for sure). Don't get very hard anymore for some reason, but all have said it's a nice mouthful and I always cum. Have been with straight, bi, and gay guys---the only consideration is be D&D free, safe, and super clean (as I am, always). Love to be naked with a guy, and love being held, fondled, licked, sucked, and kissed all over--except on the lips."

Oh yeah! Where do I sign up?? Because there's nothing that gets my juices flowing like a 61 year old married guy who can't get it up and wants a blow job but will do nothing in return.

The sad part is, he probably gets more action than I do.

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