1. Your second word after "hi" is "cam?"
2. You start talking about me being your boyfriend within one minute after saying "hi."
3. You live in Outer Mongolia and you want me to be your boyfriend.
4. You live in Outer Mongolia.
5. You clearly didn't read my profile. What part of my profile didn't scream "I'm not going to be attracted to you if you're a 500 pound smooth chub?" Other pet peeves along this line are "so where are you from?" DID YOU NOT LOOK AT MY SCREEN NAME???? Or how about "are you a dominant top daddy?" Again, look at the fucking profile. Oh, and I almost forgot, "what are your stats?" Again, all in the profile.
6. Asking me how to get in touch with "the hot bear standing next to me in pic #4."
7. You don't remember talking to me before. How about that 30 minute chat last night? Remember how I was the hottest bear you've ever seen????
8. "I have a big, thick 4 1/2 inch cock with your name on it." No explanation needed.
9. "Do you like to play with Tina?"
10. John McCain looks pretty fucking hot standing next to you.
2. You start talking about me being your boyfriend within one minute after saying "hi."
3. You live in Outer Mongolia and you want me to be your boyfriend.
4. You live in Outer Mongolia.
5. You clearly didn't read my profile. What part of my profile didn't scream "I'm not going to be attracted to you if you're a 500 pound smooth chub?" Other pet peeves along this line are "so where are you from?" DID YOU NOT LOOK AT MY SCREEN NAME???? Or how about "are you a dominant top daddy?" Again, look at the fucking profile. Oh, and I almost forgot, "what are your stats?" Again, all in the profile.
6. Asking me how to get in touch with "the hot bear standing next to me in pic #4."
7. You don't remember talking to me before. How about that 30 minute chat last night? Remember how I was the hottest bear you've ever seen????
8. "I have a big, thick 4 1/2 inch cock with your name on it." No explanation needed.
9. "Do you like to play with Tina?"
10. John McCain looks pretty fucking hot standing next to you.
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