So I'll let you in on a little guilty pleasure of mine. I enjoy cute feet on cute guys. Nothing hardcore fetishist. Cute feet are just the icing, not the whole cake, for me. However, I have been known to get turned off to an otherwise hot guy if his feet are nasty. That's how I roll.

Most feet I see are so so. They neither titillate me nor turn me off. They're just there. But every now and then I'll see some feet that rise to the standards to fit into my pantheon of gorgeous feet. Of all my relationships, only the last one included any feet admiration on my part. My ex has really sexy feet that really turned me on.

So, imagine my delight when I came across a blog that features closeup shots of barefoot male celebs. It's called barefootmalecelebs.com. I spent the better part of the day looking at all the feet. I'm sad to say that I was disappointed more than delighted.

So, I am listing below some of the highlights of the blog. Please keep in mind, these are my opinions only. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

---------- AWFUL ----------

We'll start off with the worst of the worst.........

Who the fuck do these nasty dogs belong to? If I had eaten lunch, this would be the time to lose it. There is nothing sexy about this at all. I would keep them hidden all the time. I will definitely look at this guy differently from now on..........

Justin Timberlake

Then we have these yucky feet......

I was shocked at how ugly these feet are, because they are attached to one of the sexiest guys in the world........

David Beckham

This guy is so sexy in so many ways, but not his funky eurofeet.

---------- DISAPPOINTING ----------

The following are pictures of the feet of guys I think are really hot, but their feet are a disappointment.......

These feet are my biggest disappointment......

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake has funny looking toes. The nails are very short and narrow. The nail on that big toe is so narrow, it makes me think he had an ingrown nail at one time. This is such a letdown.

And, here's another pair of not-so-hot feet on a hot guy....

Leonardo Di Caprio

Love ya Leo, but please keep your shoes on. If I want to see condor feet, I'll go to the zoo!


---------- NICE ----------

In no particular order, here are pics of the feet I really like........

Andy Roddick

Cute, sexy feet attached to a cute, sexy guy.

Speaking of cute and sexy, how about these.....

Jesse Metcalf

This sexy star of John Tucker Must Die and Desperate Housewives is a knockout from head to toe.

Now, a pic from my fantasy boyfriend.....

Ryan Phillippe
Ryan didn't let me down. I've had the hots for this guy since I saw him cornholed in a cheesy sci-fi movie back in the 90's.

More yummy feet.......

Tobey Maguire
I didn't really like him when he was younger, but he has grown up into a real hottie!

Here's a pleasant surprise for me. Not someone I had really thought of before......

Christian Bale

I'll slide down his batpole anytime!

OK, one more pair of sexy feet before I reveal my all time favorite.....

Adam Brody

All I can say is YUMMY. Love the beard!


Here comes numero uno.....

Freddy Rodriguez

Hands down my absolute favorite is Freddy Rodriguez. His feet are as gorgeous as the rest of him. There's just something about him. He seems so sweet and cute. GRRRRRR. Been seeing him a lot lately. He was in Bobby last year, and recently has been appearing on Ugly Betty. He can put his shoes under my bed anytime!

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