The Fundies Are At It Again

I swear, I am quickly coming to the conclusion that every right-wing Christian fanatic is nothing more than a sex perv wrapped in sheep's clothing.

This story came out of Montgomery, Alabama. The Rev. Gary Aldridge, pastor of Thorington Road Baptist Church, was found dead in his home after he failed to show up for church on Sunday.

What the police found is something right of an Amsterdam sex club. The good reverend had apparently been involved in some kind of auto-erotic asphyxiation thing. At least that's what the coroner's report stated. He was hogtied, wrapped in a wetsuit and mask, and had a dildo inserted in his ass. This is all stuff from the police report. I'm not making this shit up.

Not only was this perv a leader in the Montgomery Baptist community, he was also a former pastor at Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Virginia, the church founded and headed by none other than Jerry Falwell.

The Montgomery Police say there is no evidence of foul play, and they don't believe anyone was with him when this happened. But I have to ask the question: HOW DOES ONE HOGTIE ONESELF?????????

Someone had to be involved, and I'll bet you anything it was a MAN baby!