I sometimes feel like I'm the only gay man in the East Bay. The place is loaded with lesbians, but the gay male seems few and far between. They seem to prefer their natural habitat, across the bay in San Francisco.

I take Buster to the dog park on a pretty daily basis. And it's always loaded with lesbians and their big dogs. Usually two to three times the size of Buster, and he ain't no chihuahua.

So today, I was on my way into the dog park, and from a distance, I saw this really cute cubbish guy. He was even wearing a t-shirt with a bear paw on it. Hmmmm, I think to myself. This could be interesting.

Imagine my surprise when I got closer and realized this wasn't no cub. This was a lesbian! How disappointing.