"I'm Not Gay....I'm A Man Lovin' Man"

Years ago a friend told me "I'm not gay. I'm a man lovin' man." I couldn't help but think of that statement when I heard the news about Larry Craig, Repuglican Senator from Idaho, who was cited for lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport men's room.

Of course, Craig is defending himself by declaring that he is not gay. No Larry, you're not gay. You just like sucking cock in an airport men's room.

What is it about these right-wing freaks? They just can't keep their dicks in their pants. And they just can't keep other guys' dicks out of their mouths. And it's always the ones that are the most vocal opponents of anything gay friendly.

And then, when they're caught with their finger in the cookie jar, they come up with the most implausible explanations. Like, "oh I just overreacted and made a bad decision. I chose to plead guilty to a lesser charge hoping the matter would go away." Bullshit.

What a bunch of fucking hypocrites!