I heard the corniest, yet funniest, one liner today. I'm sure it had to come from Rodney Dangerfield. But whether it did or not, I post it here as an homage to him, the king of one liners.

A man brings home a beautiful bouquet of roses for his wife.

Wife: "Well, I suppose this means I'll have to spread my legs."

Husband: "What, you don't have a vase?"