What is it with the name Chris? Is that the new gay name? I didn't get the memo. It just occurred to me this week that everyone I know named Chris is gay. I met another one this week, and as I was putting his number in my phone I realized I had seven other Chris's in my address book, and every single one is gay. Let's see, I have two Chris's in San Francisco. One is in the east bay and the other is in the city. I also have a Chris in Austin. Another Chris in Philadelphia. Another one of my Chris's is in Dallas. I had two Chris's in Houston, and now I just added a third.
What's the deal? I was reminded of one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies....Steel Magnolias.....where they were discussing how to tell if a man was gay or not. And it was such a simple answer. "All gay men have track lighting. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve." Maybe they should add Chris to the list.
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To be honest, I'm not entirely sure how I found your site (I was actually searching for "track lighting") by now that I have I feel I should point out that not every man called Chris is gay.
Sorry about that :)
Ok, your name is Chris, and you're looking for track lighting. I rest my case. :)
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